Progressives are really just socialists
When you are stuck between the fickle finger of federal philanthropy and the malicious thumb of sentimental environmentalists — you are truly in a fearsome place.

Abandoned cat died a sad death
This is to the lady driving the car who dumped the gray tiger-striped cat on Olive Barber Rod. Hope you really like yourself. The cat didn’t make a second night. I’ll pick his body up in the morning from where I had to set it while on my way to work, and bury it.

Faith-based attacks harken to Galileo
In 1604, Galileo determined, from his work in astronomy and physics, that the Earth revolved around the sun. The Christian church believed that this was heresy. In 1633, the church put Galileo on trial under the threat of excommunication, torture and even execution. Bending to this extreme pressure, Galileo publicly denied what he knew was scientifically correct.

Put the economic blame on the GOP
It was the neocons and Bush who put us in debt with their trillion dollars of the Iraq war. And now our government tells the taxpayers that we should bail out the incompetent greedy CEOs on Wall Street with another trillion-dollar loan.